Platonic relationships are great and all

goodmorningbalthazar:

but I prefer Socratic relationships

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(Source: kittyit)

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

easilyhumored:

did this kid in my old spanish textbook call someone and ask for their phone number??

gameraboy:

Donald’s Dilemma (1947)

Holy shit, Disney.

gameraboy:

Donald’s Dilemma (1947)

Holy shit, Disney.

(Source: iraffiruse)

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

Tonight was really weird so my cat gave me a massage.

swedish idioms painfully literally translated into english

jewishcecil:

useless-swedenfacts:

- now you’ve shat in the blue cupboard

- the taste is like the butt

- there’s no cow on the ice

- i sense owls in the marsh

- to walk like a cat around hot porridge

- don’t paint the devil on the wall

- to be out biking

- cake on cake

CAKE. ON. CAKE.

(Source: tterryjones)

pixyled:

if this isnt the EXACT plot of the movie i will be MAD

(Source: bryko)